College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.
My snapchat is high quality stuff
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
if they’re as ugly as the rest of those things i don’t wanna know if they exist
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
Marcy and Bonnie.
been feeling kind of paranoid lately
Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet.
comics that end sadly but wind up being replied to with love are what I live for
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
The shade was unnecessary Mickey
"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”