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Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)
platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys

pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

heliolisk:

hroakie:

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the holy trinity 

chanel-tiger:

floweurli:

concising:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

reblogging bc wow

this kills me


IS THIS REAL

chanel-tiger:

floweurli:

concising:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

reblogging bc wow

this kills me

IS THIS REAL

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

awwww-cute:

Took the cat out for a… sit

awwww-cute:

Took the cat out for a… sit

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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